Smeshne izjave iz svih sezona

Evo nekih smeshnih izjava iz epizoda (OVDE SU SVE IZJAVE IZ SEZONA, SEM PETE, SHESTE, SEDME I OSME, ZA OSMU SEZONU SE NALAZI NA DRUGOM MESTU)

Melinda: How do you keep your legs warm?
Prue: We drink coffee.

Piper: I just wish I could get a live guy.

Phoebe: I forgot your question.
Piper: I asked if Prue was going to have sex with someone other than herself this year.
Phoebe: That's disgusting. Please say yes.

Piper: The only Halliwell that likes earthquakes.
Prue: I don't like them, but I don't go running naked through the house screaming, "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE." either.
Phoebe: Okay, that is such an exaggeration. I was wearing slippers.

Andy: Everything happens for a reason, remember, you told me that, Prue.

Phoebe: Go away horny tom cats.

Phoebe: Come on, you don't think we'll be 60 and still living together, sharing clothes and a cat.
Piper: Well now that you put it that way, no, I don't want to live with you anymore.

Piper: Wait a sec. Last week we had no dad and now we have two?

Piper: Yeah. Sure, why not? We could have another funeral tomorrow. I mean, all the dishes are out and we pretty much know who to invite.

Phoebe: No. According to the Book Of Shadows, one of our ancestors was a witch, named Melinda Warren.
Piper: And we have a cousin who's a drunk, an aunt who's manic, and a father who's invisible.

Piper: Come on, Phoebe, trolls and fairies? You don't believe that stuff.
Phoebe: Sure, why not?
Piper: Well, maybe it's time we tell her about Santa.

Leo: Piper, what are you doing?
Piper: Getting irritated. Who put Lady Attitude in charge?
Leo: She's not in charge.
Piper: Really? 'Cause she's acting like it. I thought Whitelighters were supposed to guide, not dictate.

Piper: So why is Sir Lust-A-Lot after you?
Paige: How should I know?
Piper: Well, because it's your damn fairy tale and it's alive and frozen in our kitchen.

Piper: You know, if I could freeze the two of you, I would, often.

Leo: Piper, this is completely illegal.
Piper: Yeah? Well, so is marrying a dead guy, okay?
[She holds up his death certificate]
Piper: Let's not get technical now.

Piper: Darryl, I'm sorry, but what do you want me to say? My sister was just possessed with a supernaturally born killer and my husband is in 1994, and I do not mean in the fashion sense. He time traveled back with my other sister so the only one left to help me is you.

Piper: I'm not pregnant. Trust me.
Prue: Well, that's good news.
Phoebe: Are you kidding? That's great news. You can live.

Prue: I mean, well, you are a warlock magnet.

Piper: Prue, it's me leaving you another message after leaving Phoebe another message. I tried you at work, but they said you never checked in after your shoot, so where are you guys?
[Piper sees the same guy as before standing at the other end of the bar]
Piper: Uh, look, so call me, or better yet, just show up and save me from having to perform an impending awkward rejection all by myself.

Darryl: Piper...
Piper: Uh-huh.
Darryl: You froze the crime scene.
Piper: Uh-huh.
Darryl: You cannot freeze a crime scene.
Piper: Well, I did.

Piper: You were at Cole's all night?
Phoebe: Uh huh.
Piper: Did you?
Phoebe: Uh huh.
Piper: Was he?
Phoebe: Uh huh.

Charlene: You were right about me. I went home, I saw the folks crying, then I knew it was true. I've never seen my dad cry before. Not over me anyway. Then I got pissed. The demon did this to me. I wanna prove he doesn't exist any more.

coop-e ja sam wec postawila owe topice i podijelila ih po sezonama ... al dobro sad ... nema weze ...

Sorry WjeckY, ja sam video da si ti postavila te topic-e za cetvrtu, sestu, sedmu i osmu sezone. Za prve tri nije bilo nigde. Poshto ja nemam napisano koja je izjava iz koje sezone, SAMO PISHE DA SU POMESHANE PRVE TRI, ja sam reshio da ih stavim ovde u zanimljivostima tako pomeshane.
Ti ako hoce, odnosno imas, izjave iz ovih sezona podeljene po epizodama, ti napravi posebne topic-e za njih pa ih postavi u teme za prvu, drugu i trecu sezonu, a onda ovu temu da obrishemo. Kako hoces, ti odluci.
Sorry josh jednom.

ma nije problem, nego moram policajca da izigrawam pa zato

PA OK JE. Ja se ne bunim.

Hehe..Prva je bas zesca...

Thanks. Evo još:
Piper: Tell me the truth. Do you think I'm pushing it too far with the wedding?
Prue: Okay, why is Phoebe going to school without her books?
Piper: Okay, why is Prue not answering Piper's question?

Piper: Hi, Phoebe. Need a diaper change?
Phoebe: Haha, very funny. Look, we need you to come home right away by midnight or else...
Piper: The tooth fairy's gonna come and harass us all for not flossing?

Prue: Okay, how did you get this stuff so fast?
Piper: Oh, I just let my fingers do the walking and the clicking and the... flipping.
Prue: Flipping as in the pages of the Book of Shadows? You used magic?
Piper: Well, yeah, I couldn't wait six to eight weeks for delivery.
Prue: That is so personal gain.
Piper: No, 'cause we need all of this stuff.

Darryl: Oh, no creepy talk in the precinct. Will you just keep down the creepy talk.

Piper: No, don't say that. We're not surrounded until they're all around of us.

Piper: Don't act blonde.

Prue: If he can kill thirteen unmarried witches before midnight, he'll be freed from the underworld to wreak his terror every single day.
Piper: Unmarried? Like being single doesn't have enough problems.

Piper: Leo, you're a nice guy, and I like you a lot, but let's face it, you're geographically undesirable.

Prue: Great, so some guy couldn't keep it in his sheath and now I'm marked for death.
Piper: Well, some men can be very sensitive about their weapons.

Phoebe: I'll do what I should've done a while ago which is vanquish your sorry ass.

[confronting a demon]
Krell: I'm Krell, a Xotar.
Prue: I'm Prue, a Scorpio.

Phoebe: I hope this doesn't mean we get our *virginity* back too.

Leo: Piper, he's gonna kill me when he finds out.
Piper: Don't be ridiculous, you're already dead.

Phoebe: *Hey*! Don't call me sweetie! You can't imprison someone and then call them sweetie!


Paige: Well, you wanted to live like us. Now you get to die like us.

Prue: [after Natalie was unfrozen] Piper froze ya.
Natalie: She what?
Prue: [laughing] Yep.

Lazarus Demon: Go to hell!
Piper: I'm already there!

Leo: Piper, are you mad at me?
Piper: No, don't be ridiculous. Why would I be mad at you?
Leo: I don't know, that's why I'm asking. What is it?
Piper: It's just, um, Dan.
Leo: Oh. Never mind, sorry I asked.
Piper: Um, he's-he's going to be... He's going to be very upset when he finds out... you're the one that I really love.
Leo: Yeah?
Piper: Yeah.
[they kiss]

Piper: I was just wondering, do you ever think of me?
Leo: Yeah.
Piper: In what way? As a friend sort of way...
Leo: You have beautiful eyes.
Piper: That's a good way.
Leo: I'm sorry. That was completely inappropriate wasn't it?
Piper: No, not at all. Oh, what the hell. Leo, how do you feel about women who make the first move?
Leo: I don't know. I'm still waiting for it to happen.
Piper: Goodness.
[she kisses him]
Leo: Uh, how do you feel about guys who make the second move?
Piper: Love them.
[he kisses her]

Leo Wyatt: Look, Piper, no matter what happens...
Piper: No...
Leo Wyatt: You have to keep trying to make contact.
Piper: I don't want him to hear it...
Leo Wyatt: He's not after you, he's after me.
Piper: Would you please stop trying to save me!
Leo Wyatt: I'm sorry I got you into this.

Piper: [crying] Yeah, just one ordeal after another, right?
Leo Wyatt: I've never stopped loving you.
[her eyes welling up with tears, Piper's resistance finally melts and she leans in to kiss Leo]

Leo: It's just this, this whole situation - you know, Sam, your mom, those letters. He loved her. Like I love you.
Piper: Leo, we've been through this before. We both know how we feel, but there are things, people involved now.
Leo: Can you tell Dan the truth, Piper?
Piper: That's between him and me. You and I have a job to do and I thought we agreed to try and put that first.
Leo: So did Sam and your mom. Look at the outcome.
Piper: You're leaving, aren't you? For good this time.
Leo: I don't know. But I do know we have to stop working together because I can't stop loving you... which means I can't do my job.
Piper: And I can't do mine... I don't know how to say goodbye.
Leo: Don't.

Paige: Power. Power's good. I like power. Why do I like power?

Cole: Phoebe, I love you. I don't know what's going on but maybe I can help. Would you like me to kill someone for you?

Barbas: How cute. The great big elder's afraid of the teeny-weeny itsy-witsy baby.

Phoebe: No time to dawdle, there's a baby on the way.
Leo: This is crazy. You can't leave like this.
Paige: We, very well can't ignore Chris's birth now can we?
Chris: I'm the baby. I give you permission to.

Paige: [walks in on Phoebe standing naked, standing up in the bathtub] Whoa... full frontal Phoebe!
Cole: She flashed.
Paige: Yeah... I - I got that.
Cole: No, I mean she flashed black-and-white.

[Wyatt has shrunken Piper and Leo into a doll house size of the Manor]
Piper: OK... let me handle Wyatt. This requires a mother's touch... Wyatt Matthew Halliwell! You stop this nonsense right now!

Piper: Phoebe, how many times have I told you not to play dress-up with the demons?

Leo: Phoebe, you cant be the Queen of the Underworld and a charmed one!

5.

axaxaxaxa phoebe how many times have i told you not to play dress-up with the demons !!!

Prue: By the looks of the clothes, I'd say we were in the early 1600s.
Phoebe: Where the life expectancy of a witch is, oh, 15 seconds.

Piper: I dreamt an animated musical last night. Is that normal?

Piper: I didn't need a sign to tell me where my heart lies.
[smiles at Leo]

Prue: At least I got to meet a really cute guy.
Piper: You met a guy?
Prue: Mm-hmm.
Piper: As a dog?
Prue: Mm-hmm.
Piper: How?
Prue: Well, he ran me over.

Phoebe: 28 minutes, 33 seconds.
[Piper looks at her]
Piper: Really? We ran that long?
Phoebe: No, that's how long you've been comparing Leo and Dan.
Piper: I haven't been comparing - I've just been... talking.
Phoebe: Non-stop.

Leo Wyatt: Now that I'm a mortal, I'm going to fight for you and let the best man win.

Paige: Is there something that we don't know... that we should know... you know?

Piper: Leave it to me to fall for a dead guy!

Piper: You don't really seem like yourself.
Paige: I don't? Then, who am I?

Phoebe: Piper.
Piper: Don't you "Piper" me.

Head Dwarf: When's her prince getting here?
Piper: She doesn't have a prince.
Head Dwarf: No prince? So then who's going to kiss her?
Stinky: I'll do it.
Dwarf: In your dreams stinky. I'll do it.
Stinky: I told you not to call me that.
Head Dwarf: People. A little professional decorum here please.

[to Piper]
Head Dwarf: Forgive them, it's been a while.

Piper: But aren't we, like, raising the dead? What if she's all...
Phoebe: I read The Book of Shadows very carefully. She will come back as a real live person, flesh and blood. She will have her powers too. Our powers.
[picks up a knife]
Piper: What's that for?
Phoebe: Well, the spell works by blood calling blood, so it shouldn't hurt... much.
[Phoebe cuts her finger with the knife]
Phoebe: I lied, I lied. Okay, come on guys. It'll be just like the summer by the lake. Remember when we made a oath blood to be friends forever, not just sisters?
Piper: I remember my finger got infected
Prue: [Prue takes the knife off of Phoebe and stabs her finger] Ow. Yeah, but the oath worked.
[Prue hands the knife to piper]
Piper: And I couldn't go in the water for three weeks. Don't hand me that knife.
Prue: How are you gonna cut yourself?
Piper: I'm not.
Phoebe: Piper...
Piper: I can't stand the sight of blood.
Prue: Evil beings have blown up in our attic...
Phoebe: Disintegrated to dust right before our very eyes...
Prue: And you're afraid of a little drop of blood?
Piper: Fine, just cut my finger.
[holds out her hand to Phoebe]
Piper: [Piper covers her eyes and Phoebe stabs the knife in her finger] Ow!

Paige: So how exactly do I bless this thing?
Phoebe: With your blood. Come on.
[takes Paige into the dining room and holds up a needle]
Phoebe: This'll just hurt a little.

Piper: Oh, you know what? She's getting angry. And our powers don't work so good when we're angry.
Mitzy Stillman: We've got them now.
Piper: Yeah, you've got us now so why don't you blow us up?
Phoebe: Piper, death bad, life good.
Paige: Don't worry, this bimbo couldn't hit the broadside of a beauty parlour. Check out that dye job.
[the blonde sisters gasp]
Mabel Stillman: How dare you!
[Mabel blows up the doors]
Piper: Run!



Witch Doctor: You sure these are good witches that live here?
Leo: The best. Although one of them is going to go very evil on us if we don't get this room cleaned up in a hurry. Believe me.
Witch Doctor: Is that a fact?
Leo: Well, not literally.

[Phoebe was just turned into a pumpkin. Adam walks over to the pumpkin and picks it up. He raises it above his head. Cole walks out]
Cole: Put it down. Gently.
Adam: I can't. The witch'll kill me.
Cole: So will I. You don't wanna hurt her.
[Adam throws the pumpkin and Cole freezes it. He walks over and picks it up]
Cole: Oh, what am I gonna do with you?
[he unfreezes Adam and punches him in the face]
Cole: Keep your hands off my pumpkin!

Phoebe: [singing] Oh, I'm making soup for Cole, he'll eat it in a bowl, I guess that's my new role, making soup for Cole.

Darryl: Okay, where is this baby that everybody keeps talking about? Is it an invisible baby? Am I gonna step on it?

Phoebe: Where's Buffy when you need her?

Cole: You've got to hold my hand.
Prue: This already sucks.

Prue: Innocents and alleys, don't they ever learn?

Prue: I'm gonna win this fight and save your ass, that way I can kick it myself later.

Eames: Did I miss all the fun? No, wait I am the fun

Prue: Oh, I think someone needs a time out little missy.

Phoebe: Why couldn't you get a boy-band song stuck in your head like everyone else?

Phoebe: We thought that the good guys were bad guys, in trying to vanquish them we helped the real bad guys, which were dead ringers for the good guys
Leo: Was that English?